weng's flipflops

the other night, i was in our living room with my boyfriend. he's so hot. he cut his hair so he looks clean and preppy. anyway, my dog comes in with yellow flipflops in his mouth. yuck. she snagged weng's tsinelas. to my surprise, the flipflops looked like:


could it be true? did my sense of style rub off on lyn, the barrio girl formerly known as weng? could years worth of cleaning fabulous brazilian flipflops teach someone like weng/lyn to aspire for beautiful trendy beach-y footwear? how can she afford one? the cheapest is like 800php? i mean she still has to send money to her 'rents.

i took a closer look. the brand was missing several letters--it read "havanas" instead. oh no! blasphemy. but i was too ecstatic upon seeing the girl having a sense of what's uso to care about how totally fake it was. i loveee the color. i'm sure it'll make her feet look cleaner. hooray for weng---or lyn!