the hobbit formerly known as my friend

i really hate playahs. i swear they should like die na lang. kadire these people. they're probably compensating for their small dicks.

i hate to say it but i actually know one. he used to be my friend. now i have like zero respect for him. whenever i see him, all i can think of are mean insults. i shall refer to him as a hobbit, because obviously he looks like one.

dude looks like eyes with feet. plus, his shoes doesn't even match his clothes. like the other day, he was wearing blue and his shoes were like black. haha. black and blue. he's a walking hematoma. dude doesn't know how to dress. like he never got over the whole big shirt, jeans, and basketball shoes. what's up with that? sa bagay, hobbits don't evolve. somebody queer eye this leprechaun.

and oh my gawd. he has a man-purse. i don't know what to make of it.